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PostSubject: OLD PiNOY JOKES   OLD PiNOY JOKES I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 30, 2011 10:57 pm
1. Bakit may blackeye ang juice?Question—- kasi….nasa PACK!! wapaaak! (classic toh!)

2. Ano ang sinabi ng IPIS sa TSINELAS nung hinampas sya nito?Question—-”HELOOOOO?!!! kung makahampas ka naman! akala mo…..close tayo?!!hehe…

3. PULUBI: ale palimos po ng cake…. ALE: aba! Ambisyso kaaaa! Cake pa hinhingi mo! oh ayan pandesal na lng PULUBI: Haleeeeer!Question….Bday ko kaya!!! haha…

4. Nanay: knock knock!.. Anak: who’s there? …Nay:.nanay mo!!.. Anak: nanay mo who?Question.. Nay: bwisit ka!! Buksan mo tong pintuan! hindi to gaguhan punyeta!! ahahaha!

5. Sa turo-turo…“Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!!!” Tindera: “Sa halagang 5 piso, anong ine-expect mo…..manok??!” hehe

6. Si pedro nag pa check up..doc: umubo ka! pedro: ho!ho!ho! … Doc: ubo pa!… pedro:.ho!ho!ho!.. pedro: ano po ba sakit ko doc?Question… doc: may… ubo ka!! wapaaak!!

7. Nurse: gising na po kayo sir, inom na po kayo ng gamot…… patient: anong gamot yan??… nurse: pampatulog po!! wahahaha!

8. Street Vendor : ‘bili na kayo ng relo!! gold watch ito!!… pag namuti… white gold!!… pag huminto…. stopwatch!! paaaak!


9. Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday…. Tahimik lang syang nakatitig sa bote ng juice…. Dahil nakasulat: Concentrated!

10. wife: hon sino si… trixie?Question Husband: yun yung pinupustahan kong kabayo hon! Wife: ah ganun?Question sagutin mo yung telepono… tumatawag yung…… kabayo mo!! dildo ass rolf
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